I caused a hiatus with my Plantar Fasciitis. A sore foot, flat foot, Policeman's heel; I find it painful, it makes me squeal. It might be ruptured, it might be torn, But whatever happened it's old and warn! I used to be flexible, could bend and stretch; Touching toes on my memory etched! Hamstring, quadriceps, stretching all my bits, But I must admit I could never do the splits!
Now I'm getting older my head thinks I can, But my body seems to fight it, says, "No way man!" Get to the office on a crutch, as it's non weight bearing? Commuting to London I would end up swearing, Doc says rest it, ice it, compression, elevation, It's hard in the office but the art of delegation. And now we're promoting flexible working; I work from home as there's no more shirking. No need for bending, stretching flexing all my bits With my RealPresence Debut, I can work from where I sits!